1 00:00:01,870 --> 00:00:02,871 Helga: ARNOLD! 2 00:00:02,955 --> 00:00:04,540 ( barking ) 3 00:00:05,457 --> 00:00:06,834 HEY, ARNOLD! 4 00:00:12,214 --> 00:00:13,215 ( glass shatters ) 5 00:00:17,511 --> 00:00:18,429 ( girl shrieks ) 6 00:00:18,512 --> 00:00:20,597 Helga: HEY, ARNOLD! 7 00:00:21,473 --> 00:00:23,726 ARNOLD! 8 00:00:25,352 --> 00:00:26,562 ARNOLD! 9 00:00:27,271 --> 00:00:29,690 ARNOLD! 10 00:00:29,773 --> 00:00:32,484 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 11 00:00:32,568 --> 00:00:35,070 and NICKELODEON] 12 00:00:37,489 --> 00:00:39,199 AR-NOLD! 13 00:00:40,534 --> 00:00:42,578 MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD! 14 00:00:42,661 --> 00:00:43,954 Kids: HEY, ARNOLD! 15 00:00:48,834 --> 00:00:51,503 ( horns honking ) 16 00:01:00,554 --> 00:01:01,221 ( whistle blowing ) 17 00:01:02,556 --> 00:01:03,557 WELL, THAT'S IT. 18 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,642 I FIXED THE SINK. 19 00:01:05,726 --> 00:01:08,270 THIS TREE HOUSE HAS NEVER LOOKED BETTER. 20 00:01:08,353 --> 00:01:09,688 IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. 21 00:01:09,772 --> 00:01:10,606 DARN TOOTING! 22 00:01:10,689 --> 00:01:12,399 IT'LL PROBABLY LAST FOREVER. 23 00:01:12,483 --> 00:01:13,776 JUST LIKE THIS TREE. 24 00:01:13,859 --> 00:01:15,861 MIGHTY PETE IS THE OLDEST TREE 25 00:01:15,944 --> 00:01:16,820 LEFT IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 26 00:01:16,904 --> 00:01:19,490 IT'S PRACTICALLY THE ONLY TREE LEFT. 27 00:01:19,573 --> 00:01:21,617 I LOVE THIS TREE. 28 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:23,869 NO MATTER HOW MUCH EVERYTHING CHANGES 29 00:01:23,952 --> 00:01:24,787 WE KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE. 30 00:01:24,870 --> 00:01:28,081 THIS TREE WILL ALWAYS BE STANDING. 31 00:01:28,165 --> 00:01:28,749 THAT TREE IS GOING DOWN. 32 00:01:28,832 --> 00:01:31,168 WE'LL BULLDOZE THE SUCKER 33 00:01:31,251 --> 00:01:33,545 PUT UP A NEW BIG BOB'S BEEPER EMPORIUM 34 00:01:33,629 --> 00:01:35,339 AND I'LL BE A 50% PARTNER. 35 00:01:35,422 --> 00:01:36,173 20. 36 00:01:36,256 --> 00:01:37,090 40. 37 00:01:37,174 --> 00:01:37,716 20. 38 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:38,091 30. 39 00:01:38,175 --> 00:01:38,175 20. 40 00:01:38,175 --> 00:01:38,550 DEAL. 41 00:01:38,634 --> 00:01:40,761 OVER HERE, CHARLIE! 42 00:01:40,844 --> 00:01:42,179 ( whistle blowing ) 43 00:01:42,262 --> 00:01:43,514 WHAT'S ALL THAT DANG COMMOTION? 44 00:01:43,597 --> 00:01:45,474 Man: OVER HERE! 45 00:01:45,557 --> 00:01:46,767 ( tools rattling ) 46 00:01:46,850 --> 00:01:48,769 DEMOLITION ON FRIDAY THE 16th? 47 00:01:48,852 --> 00:01:51,563 THEY'RE KNOCKING DOWN THE TREE? 48 00:01:51,647 --> 00:01:52,856 THEY CAN'T DO THAT! 49 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:53,524 WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING! 50 00:01:53,607 --> 00:01:54,733 FORGET IT, ARNOLD. 51 00:01:54,817 --> 00:01:56,527 WHAT CAN A BUNCH OF KIDS DO? 52 00:01:56,610 --> 00:01:58,821 YEAH, FORGET IT. 53 00:01:58,904 --> 00:01:59,905 COME ON, YOU GUYS. 54 00:01:59,988 --> 00:02:02,324 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO. 55 00:02:02,407 --> 00:02:03,534 Kids: BYE. 56 00:02:03,617 --> 00:02:04,993 MIGHTY PETE IS OUR TREE. 57 00:02:05,077 --> 00:02:07,162 Stinky: CAN'T FIGHT THE SYSTEM. 58 00:02:08,163 --> 00:02:08,539 ARNOLD. 59 00:02:08,622 --> 00:02:10,833 WHAT A NAIVE DWEEB. 60 00:02:11,625 --> 00:02:12,417 AND YET... 61 00:02:12,501 --> 00:02:15,462 I ADORE HIM. 62 00:02:15,546 --> 00:02:17,089 HIS COMMITMENT TO RIGHT 63 00:02:17,172 --> 00:02:19,341 WHEN WRONG IS CLEARLY MORE POWERFUL. 64 00:02:19,424 --> 00:02:24,096 WHO WOULD CRUSH THE VERY SYMBOL OF MY BODY'S YOUTH? 65 00:02:26,139 --> 00:02:27,683 BIG BOB'S BEEPERS? 66 00:02:27,766 --> 00:02:31,311 ( laughing ) 67 00:02:31,395 --> 00:02:33,856 OH, THESE CRAZY SITUATION COMEDIES! 68 00:02:33,939 --> 00:02:35,399 DAD! IS IT TRUE? 69 00:02:35,482 --> 00:02:37,651 NO, IT'S JUST A MADE-UP STORY, HELGA. 70 00:02:37,734 --> 00:02:39,111 THOSE ARE ALL ACTORS. 71 00:02:39,194 --> 00:02:41,196 NO, DAD. I MEAN ABOUT THE TREE! 72 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,323 ARE YOU TEARING DOWN THE TREE? 73 00:02:43,407 --> 00:02:44,658 OH, ABSOLUTELY. 74 00:02:44,741 --> 00:02:47,953 WE'RE KNOCKING THAT HARDWOOD DOWN AT THE KNEES-- ZING! 75 00:02:48,036 --> 00:02:49,079 BUT WE ALL LOVE MIGHTY PETE! 76 00:02:49,162 --> 00:02:52,791 CAN'T YOU BUILD YOUR STORE SOMEWHERE ELSE? 77 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:53,917 HEY, HEY, HEY! 78 00:02:54,001 --> 00:02:56,712 I PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO THAT LOCATION. 79 00:02:56,795 --> 00:02:57,754 THERE'S ALWAYS PEOPLE THERE 80 00:02:57,838 --> 00:03:00,757 HANGING AROUND UNDER THE TREE. 81 00:03:00,841 --> 00:03:03,427 IT'S A NATURAL SPOT FOR A BEEPER EMPORIUM. 82 00:03:03,510 --> 00:03:05,345 IT'LL MAKE ME A TON OF MONEY! 83 00:03:05,429 --> 00:03:05,929 AND WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME 84 00:03:06,013 --> 00:03:07,639 IS GOOD FOR ALL THE PATAKIS 85 00:03:07,723 --> 00:03:10,017 IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. 86 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:11,393 ( laughs ) 87 00:03:11,476 --> 00:03:15,606 ALAS, HERE I AM AGAIN, TORN BETWEEN TWO FORCES-- 88 00:03:15,689 --> 00:03:17,482 ARNOLD'S FOOLISH IDEALISM 89 00:03:17,566 --> 00:03:20,068 AND MY FATHER'S UNBRIDLED GREED. 90 00:03:20,152 --> 00:03:21,445 ( laughing ) 91 00:03:21,528 --> 00:03:23,906 AND THIS TIME, I FEAR BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. 92 00:03:23,989 --> 00:03:27,784 OH, CURSE THE DAY I WAS BORN A PATAKI! 93 00:03:27,868 --> 00:03:29,119 ( Helga moans, sirens wail ) 94 00:03:29,202 --> 00:03:32,289 Arnold: WHEN WE LEFT THE TREE HOUSE 95 00:03:32,372 --> 00:03:32,956 THERE WAS THE NOTICE. 96 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,958 THEY'RE CUTTING DOWN MIGHTY PETE. 97 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:35,042 MIGHTY PETE! 98 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:37,544 ( gasping ) 99 00:03:37,628 --> 00:03:40,464 OH, SAY IT AIN'T SO! 100 00:03:40,547 --> 00:03:42,549 THAT TREE MEANS THE WORLD TO ME. 101 00:03:42,633 --> 00:03:44,384 WHY, I FIRST CLIMBED ON IT AS A LAD. 102 00:03:44,468 --> 00:03:48,680 I HELPED BUILD THE FIRST TREE HOUSE WITH INDOOR PLUMBING 103 00:03:48,764 --> 00:03:51,141 IN ITS STURDY BRANCHES. 104 00:03:51,224 --> 00:03:54,061 I SPENT A LOT OF MY HONEYMOON IN THAT TREE. 105 00:03:54,144 --> 00:03:55,145 ( sighs ) 106 00:03:55,228 --> 00:03:57,522 WHEN THEY GOING TO CHOP IT DOWN? 107 00:03:57,606 --> 00:03:58,815 I'D LIKE TO TAKE SOME PICTURES. 108 00:03:58,899 --> 00:04:01,902 GRANDPA, WE CAN'T JUST GIVE UP. 109 00:04:01,985 --> 00:04:02,861 DARN TOOTIN'! 110 00:04:02,945 --> 00:04:05,072 NO ONE'S KNOCKING DOWN THAT TREE 111 00:04:05,155 --> 00:04:05,864 WITHOUT A FIGHT FROM US! 112 00:04:05,948 --> 00:04:07,991 WE'LL FIGHT 'EM IN THE STREETS! 113 00:04:08,075 --> 00:04:10,827 WE'LL FIGHT 'EM ON THE ROOFTOPS! 114 00:04:10,911 --> 00:04:12,454 WE'RE NOT TALKING 115 00:04:12,537 --> 00:04:13,914 ABOUT ANYTHING. 116 00:04:13,997 --> 00:04:16,458 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MIGHTY PETE-- 117 00:04:16,541 --> 00:04:18,001 THE LAST LIVING EXAMPLE 118 00:04:18,085 --> 00:04:21,880 OF CEDRUS ANTILLICUS IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD. 119 00:04:21,964 --> 00:04:23,006 IT'S 700 YEARS OLD! 120 00:04:23,090 --> 00:04:24,925 SO ARE YOU, BUT WHO'S COUNTING? 121 00:04:25,008 --> 00:04:28,011 FIRST THING TOMORROW-- YOU AND ME 122 00:04:28,095 --> 00:04:31,056 THE DEPARTMENT OF TREES AND SHRUBBERY, CITY HALL. 123 00:04:31,139 --> 00:04:33,517 CITY HALL... YOU THINK THEY'LL HELP? 124 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,227 WELL, OF COURSE THEY WILL. 125 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:36,561 PLUS, YOU'RE A KID. 126 00:04:36,645 --> 00:04:39,398 AND THE GOVERNMENT LOVES KIDS. 127 00:04:39,481 --> 00:04:42,025 Man: FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T LIKE KIDS. 128 00:04:42,109 --> 00:04:43,652 SECOND, TO LODGE A COMPLAINT 129 00:04:43,735 --> 00:04:44,486 FILL OUT THESE FORMS 130 00:04:44,569 --> 00:04:47,155 IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU PRESENT YOUR CASE 131 00:04:47,239 --> 00:04:48,991 IN FRONT OF CITY COUNCIL MONTHS AFTER THAT. 132 00:04:49,074 --> 00:04:52,285 MONTHS? BUT WE ONLY HAVE A WEEK! 133 00:04:52,369 --> 00:04:53,245 ( snickering ) 134 00:04:53,328 --> 00:04:55,205 THAT'S NOT EVEN ENOUGH TIME 135 00:04:55,288 --> 00:04:56,206 TO FILL OUT THE FORMS. 136 00:04:56,289 --> 00:04:59,751 YOUNG MAN, THIS YOUNG BOY IS ON A MISSION 137 00:04:59,835 --> 00:05:01,336 TO SAVE AN OLD TREE FROM THE BULLDOZER 138 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:05,132 AND YOU JUST SIT THERE AND HAND US SOME FORMS! 139 00:05:05,215 --> 00:05:07,134 WE WON'T TAKE THIS LYING DOWN! 140 00:05:07,217 --> 00:05:09,845 WE'LL TAKE OUR FIGHT TO THE STREETS 141 00:05:09,928 --> 00:05:12,097 TO THE HEART AND SOUL OF THIS LAND! 142 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:13,724 ( crowd cheering ) 143 00:05:13,807 --> 00:05:18,520 PEOPLE OF EARTH, WE MUST BAND TOGETHER TO SAVE MIGHTY PETE-- 144 00:05:18,603 --> 00:05:21,898 THE OLDEST LIVING THING IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD! 145 00:05:21,982 --> 00:05:24,901 THIS PROUD AND BELEAGUERED OLD LANDMARK 146 00:05:24,985 --> 00:05:27,821 IS PITTED IN AN UNFAIR FIGHT 147 00:05:27,904 --> 00:05:32,117 AGAINST RECKLESS GREED AND UNHEEDING PROGRESS! 148 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,577 ( megaphone feedback ) 149 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:35,537 BIG BOB? 150 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:37,039 BIG BOB PATAKI, HUH? 151 00:05:37,122 --> 00:05:40,584 WELL, I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO ABOUT THAT. 152 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:42,210 COME ON, BOYS! 153 00:05:43,587 --> 00:05:44,921 Chanting: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! 154 00:05:45,005 --> 00:05:47,883 WE WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 155 00:05:47,966 --> 00:05:49,718 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT! 156 00:05:49,801 --> 00:05:51,845 PETE THE TREE IS MIGHTY GREAT! 157 00:05:51,928 --> 00:05:54,931 ALL RIGHT! I'M GIVING YOU ALL THE COUNT OF THREE 158 00:05:55,015 --> 00:05:56,683 TO VACATE THE PREMISES. 159 00:05:56,767 --> 00:05:59,269 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! 160 00:05:59,352 --> 00:06:00,395 COME ON, KIDS! 161 00:06:00,479 --> 00:06:01,438 OKAY, GRANDMA. 162 00:06:01,521 --> 00:06:03,732 DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. 163 00:06:03,815 --> 00:06:05,567 Kids: FIVE, SIX, SEVEN... 164 00:06:05,650 --> 00:06:06,109 ( shouting ) 165 00:06:06,193 --> 00:06:07,903 WE'LL BE BACK, PATAKI! 166 00:06:07,986 --> 00:06:11,198 WE'RE NOT DONE WITH YOU YET! 167 00:06:11,281 --> 00:06:14,785 OH, YEAH? I GOT PLENTY MORE WATER WHERE THAT CAME FROM! 168 00:06:14,868 --> 00:06:17,204 THAT TREE IS GOING DOWN! YOU HEAR ME? 169 00:06:17,287 --> 00:06:19,289 YOU CRAZY OLD WART! 170 00:06:19,372 --> 00:06:21,124 ON THE 16th-- SHARP! 171 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:22,292 ( sighs ) 172 00:06:23,543 --> 00:06:24,503 ( knocking ) 173 00:06:24,586 --> 00:06:27,172 Grandma: KIMBA? 174 00:06:27,255 --> 00:06:28,965 Arnold: COME IN, GRANDMA. 175 00:06:29,049 --> 00:06:30,217 HOW'S IT GOING? 176 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:31,510 OKAY, I GUESS. 177 00:06:31,593 --> 00:06:34,846 REMEMBER, ARNOLD, WE HAVEN'T LOST THE FIGHT. 178 00:06:34,930 --> 00:06:36,306 DON'T BE DISCOURAGED. 179 00:06:36,389 --> 00:06:39,142 TOMORROW BIG BOB KNOCKS DOWN MIGHTY PETE. 180 00:06:39,226 --> 00:06:42,979 TOMORROW, WE GO OUT AND FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AGAIN! 181 00:06:43,063 --> 00:06:44,981 GET SOME SLEEP, SOLDIER. 182 00:06:51,029 --> 00:06:54,407 Gerald: MIGHTY PETE IS THE OLDEST TREE LEFT IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 183 00:06:54,491 --> 00:06:58,245 Big Bob: THAT TREE IS GOING DOWN! YOU HEAR ME? 184 00:06:58,328 --> 00:06:58,745 ON THE 16th-- SHARP! 185 00:06:58,829 --> 00:07:01,665 ( sighs ) 186 00:07:32,946 --> 00:07:35,490 ( squeaking ) 187 00:07:48,086 --> 00:07:50,672 YOU COULDN'T SLEEP EITHER, ARNOLD? 188 00:07:50,755 --> 00:07:53,508 NOPE. 189 00:07:53,592 --> 00:07:55,385 LET'S GO UP TO THE TREE HOUSE 190 00:07:55,468 --> 00:07:56,428 AND PLAY CARDS. 191 00:07:56,511 --> 00:07:58,346 I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 192 00:07:58,430 --> 00:07:59,556 ( engine revving... ) 193 00:08:07,022 --> 00:08:07,898 OH, NO! 194 00:08:07,981 --> 00:08:08,565 12:01. 195 00:08:08,648 --> 00:08:10,942 IT'S NOW OFFICIALLY FRIDAY. 196 00:08:11,026 --> 00:08:13,111 LET'S KNOCK THAT EYESORE DOWN. 197 00:08:13,945 --> 00:08:16,239 IT'S BIG BOB! 198 00:08:16,323 --> 00:08:17,407 ( kid gasps ) 199 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:19,284 AND... SOME OTHER GUY! 200 00:08:19,367 --> 00:08:21,411 OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 201 00:08:21,494 --> 00:08:23,246 IT'S THAT KID WITH THE WEIRD-SHAPED HEAD AGAIN! 202 00:08:23,330 --> 00:08:26,082 HEY, YOU KIDS, GET OUT OF THE WAY! 203 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:27,250 NO, MR. PATAKI. 204 00:08:27,334 --> 00:08:28,752 WE'RE NOT LEAVING. 205 00:08:28,835 --> 00:08:29,920 GET OUT OF MY WAY! 206 00:08:30,003 --> 00:08:31,755 I'M KNOCKING DOWN THE TREE. 207 00:08:31,838 --> 00:08:33,089 AND I'M KNOCKING IT DOWN FOR GOOD! 208 00:08:33,173 --> 00:08:35,800 MIGHTY PETE DESERVES TO LIVE. 209 00:08:35,884 --> 00:08:37,469 IF YOU WANT TO KNOCK HIM DOWN 210 00:08:37,552 --> 00:08:39,596 YOU'RE KNOCKING US DOWN WITH HIM. 211 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:41,097 Helga: ARNOLD, WAIT! 212 00:08:41,181 --> 00:08:42,098 HELGA? 213 00:08:42,182 --> 00:08:43,433 HELGA? 214 00:08:43,516 --> 00:08:44,559 I THOUGHT YOU SIDED 215 00:08:44,643 --> 00:08:45,852 WITH YOUR DAD ON THIS. 216 00:08:45,936 --> 00:08:47,938 UH, NO. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M SIDING 217 00:08:48,021 --> 00:08:49,231 WITH YOU OR ANYTHING. 218 00:08:49,314 --> 00:08:52,234 IT'S JUST THAT MY DAD'S BEEN BUGGING ME LATELY 219 00:08:52,317 --> 00:08:54,694 AND I THOUGHT I'D GET EVEN WITH HIM, OKAY? 220 00:08:54,778 --> 00:08:57,030 ( gunning engine ) 221 00:08:57,113 --> 00:08:58,782 MACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 222 00:08:58,865 --> 00:09:00,200 WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? 223 00:09:00,283 --> 00:09:01,952 I'M DRIVING INTO THE TREE. 224 00:09:02,035 --> 00:09:03,620 BUT MY KID'S UP THERE! 225 00:09:07,207 --> 00:09:07,791 THEY'LL COME DOWN. 226 00:09:07,874 --> 00:09:09,960 YOU GOT TO SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS. 227 00:09:13,004 --> 00:09:14,547 ( screams ) 228 00:09:14,631 --> 00:09:18,635 ( thinking ): I HOPE THEY STOP IN TIME. 229 00:09:18,718 --> 00:09:19,803 ( sniffs ) 230 00:09:19,886 --> 00:09:20,637 GOSH, HE SMELLS GOOD. 231 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,890 LET ME DRIVE, YOU... ( grunting ) 232 00:09:23,974 --> 00:09:27,519 ( grunting ) 233 00:09:28,395 --> 00:09:29,813 Kid: WE GOT TO STOP IT! 234 00:09:29,896 --> 00:09:33,108 QUICK, FIND SOMETHING TO THROW IN ITS PATH! 235 00:09:49,624 --> 00:09:53,545 WE'VE THROWN EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK! 236 00:09:53,628 --> 00:09:55,297 OH, WELL... HERE GOES! 237 00:09:57,132 --> 00:10:00,760 IS... IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT TO THROW? 238 00:10:07,851 --> 00:10:10,645 IF I HIT THE LEVER, I THINK I CAN STOP IT! 239 00:10:12,772 --> 00:10:15,442 "IF I HIT THE LEVER, I THINK I CAN STOP IT." 240 00:10:15,525 --> 00:10:17,444 ABANDON TREE! 241 00:10:18,111 --> 00:10:20,697 ( Tarzan yell ) 242 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:22,741 ( yelling... ) 243 00:10:24,117 --> 00:10:26,870 ( yelling... ) 244 00:10:43,845 --> 00:10:45,638 ( cheering... ) 245 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:49,142 HEY, CRAZY LADY! 246 00:10:49,225 --> 00:10:51,227 COME BACK WITH THAT BULLDOZER! 247 00:10:51,978 --> 00:10:53,063 DAD! 248 00:10:53,146 --> 00:10:54,064 YOU OKAY, OLGA? 249 00:10:54,147 --> 00:10:56,608 IT'S HELGA, DAD, HELGA. 250 00:10:56,691 --> 00:10:58,068 HELGA. SORRY, I... 251 00:10:58,151 --> 00:11:00,695 TOOK A LITTLE BUMP ON THE HEAD THERE. 252 00:11:00,779 --> 00:11:03,490 HEY, LET'S GO. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 253 00:11:03,573 --> 00:11:06,201 THEN... YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KNOCK DOWN THE TREE? 254 00:11:06,284 --> 00:11:07,494 I GUESS I'M NOT, AM I? 255 00:11:07,577 --> 00:11:09,996 THAT CRAZY OLD LADY IN THE TARZAN SUIT 256 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:10,497 STOLE MY BULLDOZER. 257 00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:11,998 ( laughing... ) 258 00:11:12,082 --> 00:11:13,291 COME BACK WITH THAT! 259 00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:15,043 THAT TREE MUST BE IMPORTANT 260 00:11:15,126 --> 00:11:16,920 IF YOU RISKED YOUR LIVES FOR IT. 261 00:11:17,003 --> 00:11:17,879 IT IS PRETTY BIG, ISN'T IT? 262 00:11:17,962 --> 00:11:21,299 HEY, IT EVEN HAS A NEAT OLD TREE HOUSE IN IT. 263 00:11:21,383 --> 00:11:22,592 YOU'RE RIGHT, ALFRED. 264 00:11:22,675 --> 00:11:23,760 IT DESERVES TO LIVE. 265 00:11:23,843 --> 00:11:24,260 I WON'T KNOCK IT DOWN. 266 00:11:24,344 --> 00:11:26,262 ( kids cheering ) 267 00:11:26,346 --> 00:11:28,807 YEAH, I'LL JUST BUILD MY BEEPER EMPORIUM 268 00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:30,600 IN THAT VACANT LOT DOWN ON VINE STREET. 269 00:11:30,683 --> 00:11:33,937 WAIT... YOU MEAN THE ONE WE PLAY BALL IN? 270 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:35,021 THAT'S THE ONE. 271 00:11:35,105 --> 00:11:36,731 COME ON, HELGA, LET'S GO HOME. 272 00:11:37,899 --> 00:11:38,858 WAIT A MINUTE! 273 00:11:38,942 --> 00:11:40,860 MR. PATAKI, DON'T DO THAT! 274 00:11:40,944 --> 00:11:42,070 COME BACK! 275 00:11:42,153 --> 00:11:44,614 MR. PATAKI! 276 00:11:44,697 --> 00:11:47,659 ( kids yelling... ) 277 00:11:49,744 --> 00:11:51,371 Principal Wartz: CLASS, I HAVE 278 00:11:51,454 --> 00:11:53,206 AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. 279 00:11:53,289 --> 00:11:55,750 YOUR TEACHER, MISS SLOVAK 280 00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:59,504 HAS LEFT TO PURSUE HER DREAM TO BE A PROFESSIONAL GOLFER. 281 00:11:59,587 --> 00:12:02,382 SHE'LL NO LONGER BE YOUR TEACHER. 282 00:12:02,465 --> 00:12:04,968 ( cheering and laughing ) 283 00:12:05,051 --> 00:12:07,554 I EXPECT YOU ALL TO BE COURTEOUS AND COOPERATIVE 284 00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:10,223 TOWARD YOUR NEW TEACHER, MR. SIMMONS. 285 00:12:10,306 --> 00:12:12,976 HELLO, CLASS. 286 00:12:13,059 --> 00:12:15,645 All: HELLO, MR. SIMMONS. 287 00:12:15,728 --> 00:12:18,189 I BET YOU ALL HAVE YOUR OWN INDIVIDUAL WAY 288 00:12:18,273 --> 00:12:19,649 OF SAYING "HELLO!" 289 00:12:19,732 --> 00:12:21,276 ( all sighing ) 290 00:12:21,359 --> 00:12:22,819 WHEN I SAY "HELLO, CLASS" 291 00:12:22,902 --> 00:12:25,572 EVERYONE RESPOND IN YOUR OWN, INDIVIDUAL WAY. 292 00:12:25,655 --> 00:12:26,698 HELLO, CLASS! 293 00:12:26,781 --> 00:12:29,868 ( crickets chirping ) 294 00:12:29,951 --> 00:12:32,370 THAT'S ONE WAY TO RESPOND: BY NOT RESPONDING. 295 00:12:32,454 --> 00:12:35,457 SILENCE OFTEN SPEAKS VOLUMES. 296 00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:36,791 MUSIC TO MY EARS. 297 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:39,002 OKAY, FIRST, I'D LIKE TO PLAY 298 00:12:39,085 --> 00:12:40,962 WITH THE STRUCTURE OF THIS CLASSROOM. 299 00:12:41,045 --> 00:12:45,341 LET'S BREAK FREE, AND MOVE THE DESKS INTO ONE BIG CIRCLE. 300 00:12:45,425 --> 00:12:46,509 ( all groaning ) 301 00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:49,679 I LOVE GETTING TO KNOW A NEW CLASS 302 00:12:49,762 --> 00:12:51,973 SO LET'S BREAK THE ICE BY DOING 303 00:12:52,056 --> 00:12:53,683 A COMMUNICATIONS EXERCISE. 304 00:12:53,766 --> 00:12:55,185 ( class sighing ) 305 00:12:55,268 --> 00:12:57,061 THIS... IS THE TRUTH CROWN. 306 00:12:57,145 --> 00:12:58,396 WHOMEVER IS WEARING IT 307 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,482 HAS TO LOOK ACROSS THE CIRCLE 308 00:13:00,565 --> 00:13:04,360 AND TELL THAT PERSON ONE THING THEY LIKE ABOUT HIM OR HER. 309 00:13:04,444 --> 00:13:06,988 ONE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT... 310 00:13:07,071 --> 00:13:08,907 ARNOLD. 311 00:13:10,116 --> 00:13:11,326 THE TRUTH? 312 00:13:11,409 --> 00:13:12,118 ABOUT ARNOLD? 313 00:13:12,202 --> 00:13:14,537 UH, WELL... 314 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:18,041 I DON'T LIKE HIS STUPID FOOTBALL HEAD! 315 00:13:18,124 --> 00:13:19,709 NO, NO, NO. 316 00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:23,963 THAT WASN'T THE IDEA OF THIS EXERCISE. 317 00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:26,090 MOVE OUR DESKS INTO A CIRCLE? 318 00:13:26,174 --> 00:13:27,467 WEAR A TRUTH CROWN? 319 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:30,053 WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF WACKY CULT? 320 00:13:30,136 --> 00:13:31,638 WE HAVE TO GET THIS GUY. 321 00:13:31,721 --> 00:13:32,263 ALL THE USUAL TRICKS? 322 00:13:32,347 --> 00:13:34,599 ALL THE USUAL TRICKS. 323 00:13:34,682 --> 00:13:36,518 OKAY, DROP PENCIL AT 11:30; SWITCH NAMES. 324 00:13:36,601 --> 00:13:39,521 CURLY, YOU FAKE VIOLENT ILLNESS. 325 00:13:39,604 --> 00:13:40,563 GOT IT. 326 00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:43,066 STINKY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH. 327 00:13:43,149 --> 00:13:44,526 EVERYONE KNOW THE DRILL? 328 00:13:44,609 --> 00:13:44,609 ABSOLUTELY. 329 00:13:44,609 --> 00:13:44,704 AFFIRMATIVE. 330 00:13:44,704 --> 00:13:44,704 ABSOLUTELY. 331 00:13:44,704 --> 00:13:46,110 AFFIRMATIVE. 332 00:13:46,194 --> 00:13:46,194 ALL RIGHT. 333 00:13:46,194 --> 00:13:47,237 Helga: LET'S GET HIM. 334 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,614 ( all laughing ) 335 00:13:49,697 --> 00:13:52,617 CLASS, I WANT TO START BY TELLING YOU 336 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:55,578 MY TWO MAIN BELIEFS ABOUT TEACHING. 337 00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:56,538 ( yawning ) 338 00:13:56,621 --> 00:13:58,039 NUMBER ONE: IN MY CLASS 339 00:13:58,122 --> 00:14:00,458 EACH PERSON IS A UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL. 340 00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:02,710 AND THE THINGS THEY DO, GOOD OR BAD 341 00:14:02,794 --> 00:14:06,005 THEY DO BECAUSE THAT'S WHO THEY ARE. 342 00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:11,302 ( laughs ) THE PENCIL-DROPPING PLOY! 343 00:14:11,386 --> 00:14:12,387 TAKES ME BACK TO MY CHILDHOOD. 344 00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:15,056 COULD YOU REPEAT THAT? 345 00:14:15,139 --> 00:14:16,224 I DON'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH. 346 00:14:16,307 --> 00:14:18,101 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 347 00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:18,643 HAROLD. 348 00:14:18,726 --> 00:14:18,726 WHAT? 349 00:14:18,726 --> 00:14:20,103 QUIET, HELGA! 350 00:14:20,186 --> 00:14:21,938 HAROLD? 351 00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:22,814 YES? 352 00:14:22,897 --> 00:14:24,857 HAVE YOU TWO SWITCHED NAMES? 353 00:14:24,941 --> 00:14:26,693 SLOW DOWN, I'M CONFUSED. 354 00:14:26,776 --> 00:14:29,988 GLAD TO SEE THE TRADITION OF "MESSING" 355 00:14:30,071 --> 00:14:33,032 WITH A NEW TEACHER'S HEAD IS ALIVE AND WELL. 356 00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:34,284 ( class coughing ) 357 00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:36,536 OKAY, I, I'M NOT GOING TO GET UPSET 358 00:14:36,619 --> 00:14:39,372 BY ALL THIS COUGHING BECAUSE THAT'S WHO I AM. 359 00:14:39,455 --> 00:14:43,042 AND I ACCEPT THAT YOU ALL HAVE TO DO YOUR COUGHING PRANK 360 00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:44,752 BECAUSE THAT'S WHO YOU ARE. 361 00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:44,836 HELP! 362 00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:46,629 MY SECOND TEACHING BELIEF IS: 363 00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:49,132 STUDENTS SHOULD NEVER STOP ASKING WHY. 364 00:14:49,215 --> 00:14:51,217 WHY? WHY? 365 00:14:51,301 --> 00:14:51,926 ALL THROUGH YOUR LIFE 366 00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:54,512 YOU SHOULD NEVER STOP QUESTIONING 367 00:14:54,596 --> 00:14:56,556 BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU LEARN. 368 00:14:56,639 --> 00:14:58,182 WHY? WHY? WHY? 369 00:14:58,266 --> 00:14:59,475 ( laughing ) 370 00:14:59,559 --> 00:15:01,853 THIS GUY'S A REAL THROW PILLOW. 371 00:15:01,936 --> 00:15:05,690 LET'S TAKE UP WHERE YOU LEFT OFF ON YOUR POETRY. 372 00:15:05,773 --> 00:15:07,108 ( class groaning ) 373 00:15:07,191 --> 00:15:08,484 I KNOW A POEM! 374 00:15:08,568 --> 00:15:11,154 "THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET... 375 00:15:11,237 --> 00:15:12,071 THAT'S FINE. HAVE A SEAT. 376 00:15:12,155 --> 00:15:14,616 YOU SEE, THE POETRY I LIKE IS... EXPERIMENTAL 377 00:15:14,699 --> 00:15:16,909 DOESN'T-HAVE-TO-RHYME KIND OF STUFF. 378 00:15:16,993 --> 00:15:20,663 LIKE THIS FAMOUS POEM BY WALTER CHARLES WALTER. 379 00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:23,833 THE POEM IS CALLED "THEY WERE DELICIOUS." 380 00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:25,877 "I HAVE EATEN THE TOMATOES THAT WERE ON THE WINDOWSILL. 381 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:29,631 "WERE YOU SAVING THEM FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION? 382 00:15:29,714 --> 00:15:30,256 "I APOLOGIZE. 383 00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:33,551 "THEY WERE DELICIOUS 384 00:15:33,635 --> 00:15:34,260 "AND SO JUICY 385 00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:36,554 AND SO RED." 386 00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:37,805 THAT'S NOT A POEM. 387 00:15:37,889 --> 00:15:38,681 IT'S JUST A LONG SENTENCE. 388 00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:41,559 NOW, WHY DON'T EACH OF YOU WRITE A POEM 389 00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:44,520 THAT COMES FROM, WELL, YOU. 390 00:15:44,604 --> 00:15:45,855 AW, FORGET IT! 391 00:15:45,938 --> 00:15:47,190 WHO NEEDS POETRY? 392 00:15:47,273 --> 00:15:47,732 YOUR TOUCHY-FEELY 393 00:15:47,815 --> 00:15:50,151 TEACHING METHOD IS BOGUS. 394 00:15:50,234 --> 00:15:52,987 Class ( chanting ): BOGUS! BOGUS! BOGUS! 395 00:15:53,071 --> 00:15:56,199 BOGUS! BOGUS! BOGUS! 396 00:15:56,282 --> 00:15:57,158 BOGUS! BOGUS! BOGUS...! 397 00:15:57,241 --> 00:16:00,411 THEY CAN TAUNT ME, BUT NOTHING CAN HURT ME 398 00:16:00,495 --> 00:16:02,455 BECAUSE I AM STRONGER THAN THAT. 399 00:16:02,538 --> 00:16:04,582 PLUS, I HAVE MY FAVORITE SANDWICH-- 400 00:16:04,666 --> 00:16:07,877 TURKEY, TOMATO AND WATERCRESS-- TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 401 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,712 WHERE'S... WHERE'S MY LUNCH? 402 00:16:09,796 --> 00:16:10,922 ( class laughing ) 403 00:16:11,005 --> 00:16:12,382 HAS ANYONE SEEN A BROWN BAG... 404 00:16:12,465 --> 00:16:14,467 ( cackling ) 405 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:15,259 THIS IS INHUMAN. 406 00:16:15,343 --> 00:16:16,886 WE BROKE HIM! 407 00:16:16,969 --> 00:16:20,848 YOU COULD HAVE ASKED FOR SOME SANDWICH. 408 00:16:20,932 --> 00:16:23,101 I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU HALF. 409 00:16:23,184 --> 00:16:24,394 ( class laughing ) 410 00:16:24,477 --> 00:16:26,062 I AM HAPPY TO STAY HERE 411 00:16:26,145 --> 00:16:28,856 IF YOU'LL ATTEMPT TO BE A CLASS OF STUDENTS 412 00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,358 YET I JUST MAY LEAVE 413 00:16:30,441 --> 00:16:33,403 IF YOU CONTINUE ACTING LIKE A MOB OF WILD ANIMALS. 414 00:16:33,486 --> 00:16:36,322 LET'S CONTINUE TO ACT LIKE A MOB OF WILD ANIMALS! 415 00:16:36,406 --> 00:16:37,740 Boy: YEAH! 416 00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:40,743 ( all laughing ) 417 00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,459 Boy: YEAH! 418 00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:51,129 WELL, WE DID IT. 419 00:16:51,212 --> 00:16:54,590 WE WON'T BE SEEING THAT GRANOLA BOY SIMMONS 420 00:16:54,674 --> 00:16:56,843 IN THESE PARTS EVER AGAIN. 421 00:16:56,926 --> 00:16:57,677 WE BROKE THAT TEACHER 422 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:01,180 LIKE HE WAS AN OLD HICKORY STICK. 423 00:17:01,264 --> 00:17:04,600 YEAH, AND TOMORROW WE'LL GET ANOTHER SAP. 424 00:17:05,977 --> 00:17:08,604 Wartz: I THINK I HAVE THE RIGHT SOLUTION 425 00:17:08,688 --> 00:17:11,357 TO THIS CLASS'S DISCIPLINE PROBLEM. 426 00:17:11,441 --> 00:17:14,652 YOUR NEW PERMANENT TEACHER IS... MR. GOOSE. 427 00:17:14,736 --> 00:17:16,112 ( all laughing ) 428 00:17:16,195 --> 00:17:19,782 WELL, ACTUALLY, I SHOULD SAY... LIEUTENANT MAJOR GOOSE. 429 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,579 ( all gasping ) 430 00:17:25,705 --> 00:17:29,834 I'LL HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THIS UNIT BY 01000 HOURS. 431 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,256 Goose: YOU WILL ALL ACT AS ONE UNIT 432 00:17:35,339 --> 00:17:37,467 UNLESS I ADDRESS YOU BY NAME. 433 00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:38,843 IS THAT CLEAR? 434 00:17:41,679 --> 00:17:43,431 WHO DEPLOYED THAT PENCIL? 435 00:17:43,514 --> 00:17:44,932 IT WAS A CALCULATED ACT. 436 00:17:45,016 --> 00:17:47,560 SINCE THE FOREIGN OBJECT IS UNDER YOUR DESK 437 00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:48,603 I ASSUME YOU ARE THE ENEMY. 438 00:17:48,686 --> 00:17:50,271 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 439 00:17:50,354 --> 00:17:52,231 CURLY. 440 00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:53,941 YOUR HAIR'S NOT CURLY, BOY! 441 00:17:54,025 --> 00:17:55,359 WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME? 442 00:17:55,443 --> 00:17:57,236 THADDEUS. 443 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,530 CURLY, GO STAND IN THAT CORNER! 444 00:17:59,614 --> 00:18:02,617 YOU'VE EARNED YOURSELF A CORNER, LITTLE LADY. 445 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,826 ( snickers ) 446 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,453 AND SO HAVE YOU, PALLY! 447 00:18:05,536 --> 00:18:06,662 MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! 448 00:18:06,746 --> 00:18:09,665 YOU! THE REMAINING CORNER, NOW! 449 00:18:09,749 --> 00:18:09,999 WHY? 450 00:18:10,082 --> 00:18:12,418 SYMMETRY! 451 00:18:12,502 --> 00:18:14,504 NOW, ANY QUESTIONS? 452 00:18:14,587 --> 00:18:15,588 GOOD. 453 00:18:15,671 --> 00:18:17,799 LET'S TRY IT AGAIN. 454 00:18:17,882 --> 00:18:21,469 Class: EIGHT TIMES THREE IS 24. 455 00:18:21,552 --> 00:18:24,388 EIGHT TIMES FOUR IS 32. 456 00:18:24,472 --> 00:18:26,766 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 457 00:18:26,849 --> 00:18:30,311 Class: EIGHT TIMES THREE IS 24. 458 00:18:30,394 --> 00:18:32,980 EIGHT TIMES FOUR IS 32. 459 00:18:33,064 --> 00:18:34,941 EIGHT TIMES... 460 00:18:35,024 --> 00:18:37,443 Gerald: THIS GOOSE IS NOT A GOOD MAN! 461 00:18:37,527 --> 00:18:39,862 Phoebe: HE'S SEEMS UTTERLY SADISTIC. 462 00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:42,365 Gerald: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, ARNOLD? 463 00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:45,493 I WISH WE COULD GET MR. SIMMONS BACK. 464 00:18:45,576 --> 00:18:46,953 OH, PLEASE. MR. SIMMONS? 465 00:18:47,036 --> 00:18:48,538 THAT TOUCHY-FEELY GEEK? 466 00:18:48,621 --> 00:18:50,706 HE LISTENED TO US WHEN WE SPOKE. 467 00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:53,042 HE'S INNOVATIVE, RESPONSIVE, AND BRIGHT. 468 00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:54,794 HE TAUGHT US TO ASK "WHY?" 469 00:18:54,877 --> 00:18:57,964 NOW, THAT'S AN INNOVATIVE BRAND OF EDUCATION. 470 00:18:58,047 --> 00:19:00,341 IF ONLY YOU HADN'T BEEN SO MEAN TO HIM! 471 00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:03,678 YOU ATE HIS SANDWICH AND BROKE HIS SPIRIT, YOU MORON. 472 00:19:03,761 --> 00:19:06,138 LISTEN. I'VE GOT A PLAN. 473 00:19:06,222 --> 00:19:08,349 Helga: LISTEN TEACH. 474 00:19:08,432 --> 00:19:10,643 BOTTOM LINE, WE WANT YOU BACK. 475 00:19:10,726 --> 00:19:13,604 I'M AFRAID THAT'S NOT ENOUGH OF A REASON FOR ME, HELGA. 476 00:19:13,688 --> 00:19:15,565 OR, SHOULD I SAY "HAROLD"? 477 00:19:15,648 --> 00:19:18,734 GOOD AFTERNOON. 478 00:19:19,777 --> 00:19:20,820 ( sighs ) 479 00:19:20,903 --> 00:19:23,364 I WISH WE COULD JUST SHOW MR. SIMMONS 480 00:19:23,447 --> 00:19:24,949 THAT WE CAN LEARN 481 00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:26,784 THAT WE'RE NOT JUST A PACK OF RAVING LUNATICS. 482 00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:29,620 COME, WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 483 00:19:33,374 --> 00:19:33,583 MR. SIMMONS. 484 00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:34,500 PLEASE. 485 00:19:34,584 --> 00:19:36,419 COME ON. 486 00:19:36,502 --> 00:19:37,461 WE'VE GOT PRESENTS. 487 00:19:37,545 --> 00:19:38,838 GIVE US A CHANCE. 488 00:19:38,921 --> 00:19:40,047 Simmons: WELL... 489 00:19:40,131 --> 00:19:41,757 SO, WHY DON'T WE START OFF 490 00:19:41,841 --> 00:19:42,508 WITH A FREE-FORM POEM? 491 00:19:42,592 --> 00:19:44,760 ALL RIGHT. 492 00:19:44,844 --> 00:19:46,095 GERALD? 493 00:19:46,178 --> 00:19:47,972 SID? 494 00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:49,640 ( clears throat ) 495 00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:50,975 "I'VE SEEN THE BEST MINDS OF MY GENERATION 496 00:19:51,058 --> 00:19:53,895 "SERVED UP FASTBALLS ON THE BLACKTOP. 497 00:19:53,978 --> 00:19:55,354 "SOMEBODY YELLS "CAR" 498 00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:57,607 "AND THEY SCATTER LIKE SO MANY LEAVES 499 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:58,941 "IN AN OCTOBER WIND. 500 00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:00,318 "THEN THE BELL RINGS 501 00:20:00,401 --> 00:20:02,278 "AND THEY'RE SITTING BACK IN THEIR CLASS 502 00:20:02,361 --> 00:20:02,737 STARING AT A POP QUIZ." 503 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:05,281 ( applause ) 504 00:20:05,364 --> 00:20:07,199 THIS IS MY TRUTH CROWN. 505 00:20:07,283 --> 00:20:10,077 AND WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU, MR. SIMMONS 506 00:20:10,161 --> 00:20:12,914 IS YOUR CARING AND GIVING NATURE. 507 00:20:12,997 --> 00:20:14,457 MR. SIMMONS? 508 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:15,458 I... I MADE YOU SOMETHING. 509 00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:17,835 FOR ME? 510 00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:18,753 IT... IT'S A SANDWICH. 511 00:20:18,836 --> 00:20:21,464 THIS IS VERY TOUCHING. 512 00:20:21,547 --> 00:20:23,132 A REPLACEMENT SANDWICH. 513 00:20:23,215 --> 00:20:23,758 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY 514 00:20:23,841 --> 00:20:26,594 IT'S A HAROLD BURMAN SANDWICH 515 00:20:26,677 --> 00:20:29,847 BECAUSE RIGHT BETWEEN THE TURKEY AND THE TOMATO 516 00:20:29,931 --> 00:20:32,058 IS AN INVISIBLE LAYER OF LOVE. 517 00:20:32,141 --> 00:20:35,311 FRIENDS, YOUR PRESENTATIONS HAVE REALLY MOVED ME 518 00:20:35,394 --> 00:20:36,228 AND BECAUSE OF WHO I AM 519 00:20:36,312 --> 00:20:39,649 I WANT TO COME BACK AND BE YOUR TEACHER. 520 00:20:39,732 --> 00:20:40,483 ( all cheering ) 521 00:20:40,566 --> 00:20:42,944 WAIT A MINUTE, YOU BUNCH OF CHUCKLEHEADS! 522 00:20:43,027 --> 00:20:46,030 WE HAVE ONE VERY BIG OBSTACLE... 523 00:20:46,113 --> 00:20:46,864 LIEUTENANT MAJOR GOOSE. 524 00:20:46,948 --> 00:20:48,950 WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DEPLOY 525 00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:50,952 A STRATEGIC STRIKE OF OUR OWN. 526 00:20:51,035 --> 00:20:52,787 Goose: NOW, YOU FICKLE BUNCH 527 00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:55,665 OF RAG-TAG FOURTH GRADERS! 528 00:20:55,748 --> 00:20:59,543 I'M DETERMINED TO MAKE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU 529 00:20:59,627 --> 00:21:01,420 A SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE HUMAN BEING. 530 00:21:01,504 --> 00:21:03,005 WHY? 531 00:21:03,089 --> 00:21:03,839 WHY WHAT? 532 00:21:03,923 --> 00:21:05,549 WHY ARE WE RAG-TAG? 533 00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:06,759 YOU'RE UNDISCIPLINED! 534 00:21:06,842 --> 00:21:09,011 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS YELL? 535 00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:11,013 WHY ARE YOUR SHOES SO SHINY? 536 00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:14,058 WHY AREN'T YOU STILL IN THE ARMY? 537 00:21:14,141 --> 00:21:15,017 SIT DOWN! 538 00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:16,686 WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO BE A TEACHER? 539 00:21:16,769 --> 00:21:19,105 ENOUGH QUESTIONS! 540 00:21:19,188 --> 00:21:20,564 WHY DON'T YOU TREAT US 541 00:21:20,648 --> 00:21:22,566 LIKE INDIVIDUALS? 542 00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:24,026 WHY ARE YOUR PANTS IRONED SO NICELY? 543 00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,487 WHY DON'T YOU TEACH US ANYTHING? 544 00:21:26,570 --> 00:21:28,280 WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE? 545 00:21:28,364 --> 00:21:29,031 STOP THESE QUESTIONS! 546 00:21:29,115 --> 00:21:31,867 AND WHY ARE YOU STARTING TO SWEAT? 547 00:21:31,951 --> 00:21:31,951 ( humming ) 548 00:21:31,951 --> 00:21:32,704 WHY CAN'T YOU HANDLE ALL OUR QUESTIONS? 549 00:21:32,704 --> 00:21:32,704 ( humming ) 550 00:21:32,704 --> 00:21:35,079 WHY CAN'T YOU HANDLE ALL OUR QUESTIONS? 551 00:21:35,162 --> 00:21:37,957 WHY ARE YOU HUMMING THAT PATRIOTIC SONG? 552 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,626 ( class laughing ) 553 00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:42,712 ( humming ) 554 00:21:42,795 --> 00:21:44,880 ( groans ) 555 00:21:50,678 --> 00:21:52,013 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, MR. GOOSE? 556 00:21:52,096 --> 00:21:54,390 IS THIS PART OF THE LESSON? 557 00:21:54,473 --> 00:21:56,809 MAY I BE RELIEVED OF MY DUTIES HERE, SIR? 558 00:21:56,892 --> 00:21:58,019 YOU'RE QUITTING? 559 00:21:58,102 --> 00:21:59,603 SIR, YES, SIR! 560 00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:01,230 ( screaming ) 561 00:22:01,313 --> 00:22:03,858 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW? 562 00:22:03,941 --> 00:22:05,484 YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK 563 00:22:05,568 --> 00:22:07,403 FOR ANOTHER TEACHER. 564 00:22:07,486 --> 00:22:09,363 WE'VE FOUND THE RIGHT ONE. 565 00:22:09,447 --> 00:22:11,240 HELLO, CLASS! 566 00:22:11,323 --> 00:22:14,660 ( all cheering ) 567 00:22:14,744 --> 00:22:17,747 NOW, I KNOW THAT WE HAD THAT SCHEDULED MATH QUIZ 568 00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:20,166 BUT SCHEDULES ARE FOR LIEUTENANT MAJORS. 569 00:22:20,249 --> 00:22:22,084 TODAY, WE'LL HAVE SOME UNSCHEDULED LEARNING. 570 00:22:22,168 --> 00:22:25,421 AND WHAT BETTER WAY THAN TO TAKE A HIKE 571 00:22:25,504 --> 00:22:28,299 AND HAVE AN OUTDOOR PICNIC, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 572 00:22:28,382 --> 00:22:31,260 ( all cheering ) 573 00:22:31,343 --> 00:22:33,095 ( camera shutter clicks ) 574 00:22:34,847 --> 00:22:36,390 ( camera shutter clicks ) 575 00:22:38,017 --> 00:22:39,810 ( camera shutter clicks ) 576 00:22:41,604 --> 00:22:42,396 ( camera shutter clicks ) 577 00:22:53,491 --> 00:22:57,286 and NICKELODEON